Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff Every other national symbol requires

Every other national symbol requires mythology

depicting a figure holding a bottle

this shirt is perfect for holiday parties and gatherings where you want to make a statement

long before the majors came calling

This one’s as real as it gets

Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff Every other national symbol requiresReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"