I Survived Judgment Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL ARMY" above a small military

ARMY" above a small military star

Cerrano's rum budget should have flagged something in the clubhouse expense reports

" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

two Greek lambda symbols sit at the center

" A white shaka hand and curved yellow arrow sit at the bottom

I Survived Judgment Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL ARMY" above a small militarySurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within