Let's Get Basted - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Golden-yellow arched block text reads

Golden-yellow arched block text reads "HOUSTON

" and "NOrmandy 1-5500

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot

Dads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003

Let's Get Basted - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Golden-yellow arched block text readsBasting a turkey is just a spa treatment for something that's already dead. Basting yourself with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, slightly better outcomes. The Details: Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.