Rollatorium - Albany, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Every vape pen in a

Every vape pen in a three-block radius just vanished

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

Somewhere in Wichita

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text across the midsection reads "GUYABEETUS

the word "LAMBDA" runs along each of the three sides

Rollatorium - Albany, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Every vape pen in aSlapping a Latin suffix on roller skating and calling it the Rollatorium is the most aggressively midcentury American thing possible, right behind putting cheese in a spray can. Albany even gave it a shield crest like it was a branch of government. The Details: Bold blue serif text reads "ROLLATORIUM" across the top of a gray and blue shield shaped emblem, with "RECREATION RINK" flanked by bullet dots below. A midcentury illustration of a couple