Beach Better Have My Money - Women's T-Shirt muncie Jack Burton Trucking Co

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Beach Better Have My Money - Women's T-Shirt muncie Jack Burton Trucking CoMetal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity. The sand owes this man a living, and he brought a receipt. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Beach" above bold weathered white block letters reading "BETTER HAVE MY MONEY." A white silhouette of a person hunched over a metal detector stands beside a palm tree on a small sand mound, with three seagulls in flight