Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Three vintage-style nutcracker soldiers in

Three vintage-style nutcracker soldiers in green and gold uniforms with black top hats stand side by side

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

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Scattered white dots surround the text across the print area

Dick Brewer

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Three vintage-style nutcracker soldiers inMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork