Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Arched white vintage serif text

Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT

Every face-painted fanatic within earshot will hate you

" Smaller golden-yellow text below reads "300 E

Distressed circular emblem with a navy border contains a cream left half with navy vertical pinstripe lines and a red right half

" A cartoon tiger mascot in orange and brown stripes

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Arched white vintage serif textGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes