Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt beeville " White hand-lettered text at

" White hand-lettered text at the bottom reads "1895 CAMINO DEL RIO" above "SAN DIEGO

Large teal blocky futuristic letterforms below read "OFF WORLD COLONIES" with white sans-serif text reading "SHIMATA-DOMINGUEZ CORPORATION" beneath

Ghosts throwing their hands up in frustration is the most honest haunting possible

Large distressed white script text reads "Sorry

Come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz

Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt beeville " White hand-lettered text atTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads