Pizza Party - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu seated on a wheeled cart

seated on a wheeled cart

" A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered

Bold distressed white text reads "TRI LAMBDA" and "PIE COMPANY" below

and regulars nursed cocktails between frames

" "ONLY ORIGINALS

Pizza Party - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu seated on a wheeled cartPizza Party is the only entry on any ballot with a 100% approval rating and zero attack ads. Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits. The Details: A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line. Below, an empty blue checkbox sits beside blue text reading "Democratic Party," followed by an empty red checkbox beside red text reading "Republican Party." A white checkbox