It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Minor league ball meant everything

Minor league ball meant everything to communities too small for much else

Renamed the Castaways in 1963

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Distressed white horror-style text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Minor league ball meant everythingBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling